Be the life of the breakfast table with these dad jokes of the day!

11/29/21

Q: How did the epic battle between the poodle and the dog groomer turn out?

A: It was a furr-gone conclusion.

11/26/21

Q: How does a turkey drink her wine?

A: In a “gobblet”, of course!

11/25/21

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?

A: Because they saw the turkey dressing.

11/24/21

I worked at a cheap pizza shop one time. I needed the dough.

11/22/21

Q: What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet at the same time?

A: “Reali-tea”

11/19/21

My dad was in a band called The Hinges. They opened up for The Doors one time.

11/18/21

Q: What do you call a tree wrapped in bacon?

A: A porky-pine.

4/22/21

Q: What do you call a tick on the moon?

A: A luna-tick.

4/20/21

Q: Where do baseball players keep their mitt while driving?

A: In the glove compartment.

4/19/21

Q: Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma?

A: There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.

4/16/21

Q: What breed of dog likes to take a bath?

A: A shampoo-dle

4/14/21

Q: What’s the “saddest” pizza?

A: Pepper-lonely pizza

4/13/21

Q: What’s the “saddest” pizza?

A: Pepper-lonely pizza

4/9/21

Q: What did the DJ say to the farmer?

A: Lettuce turnip the beets!

4/6/21

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

A: It might crack up.

4/5/21

Q: What kind of animal is best at basketball?

A: A score-pion

4/2/21

Q: Why can’t baskeball players go on vacation?

A: They’re not allowed to travel.

3/31/21

Q: What do you call someone with an allergy to burned bread?

A: Black-toast intolerant

3/24/21

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear

3/23/21

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

3/16/21

Q: What kind of award does a dentist receive?

A: A little plaque

 

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