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Manly Minute: 5 Rules For Long-Distance Love

A long-distance relationship is like if you took a regular relationship and surrounded it with piranhas and set it on fire. It's like if you took normal dating and then got horny magician David Blaine to suspend it in a plastic box and told it to survive on a sip of water and a bread crust a day. IT'S LIKE A BUNCH OF OTHER CRAZY SH*T. And yet people are still doing it. Because people are dumb and love makes us dumber. That's the science.
Here are the 5 rules

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