You're going to die anyway...

A Colt Christmas

A present that really sucks...

All she's good for..

Because nothing is sexier...

Beer and babies..

Buy or I'll Cry

Cocaine for Pain

Doctors orders...

Easily unscrewed...

For grumpy, old men...

It's good for the kids...

Please pass the tape worms...

Seriously

'She' is cheap to keep happy...

She'll thrive on cooking and cleaning..

Smoke one for the Gipper...

Soda for acceptance...

The definition has changed...

To relieve fatigue...

Woe be unto you...

Women can be a drag...

Yes, it says 'doll-to-doll' carpeting...

Better than 'Hey Fatso!'...

Listerine equals marriage...

Old maid...

The old-fashioned inhaler...