Alan's Me Time: Pampering At The Holiday Boutique

Alan was in Manteca this morning for the annual Holiday Boutique where he checked out some of the cool stuff you can pick up. He got his eyebrows waxed. "It's warm, so I'm a little nervous," said Alan. Luckily it was over before he could scream.

Unfortunately he's running a man points deficit: He got a feather in his hair (-10) and danced on a stripper pole (-50). Wait, did he get a date from the Raiders cheerleader?